Jesse: She's lying! Rebecca: Jess? Jesse: Okay. Jesse: Who told you my name was Hermes? D.J.: Grandma.
What'd you call me? Michelle: Uncle Hermes. The Legend of Ranger Joe Michelle: Thank you for finding my shoes, Uncle Hermes. You want to be a success? Start by being a good husband. Guy in Bar: I really wish you hadn't told me that. I ended up breaking a promise to my 4-year-old niece. Shame on you for snapping at your family like that, and over a picnic? Jesse: Yeah, well, it's worse than that. They care that someone's there to love them, to hug and kiss them. Guy in Bar: Babies don't care about platinum records. And I want them to be proud of their old man, you know? I want them to be able to see platinum records on the wall. Michelle: Something stinks! Rebecca: Well, we're in the woods, honey. Michelle: Uncle Jesse's not nice anymore. Come on, we're still gonna have fun at the family picnic. Danny: Oh, Michelle, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. Michelle: But you promised! Jesse: Well, then I'm gonna break my promise! I'm not going o the stupid picnic! So leave me alone! Rebecca: Jess. Jesse: Michelle, I have to write my song. Michelle: But you're my partner in the balloon race.
Danny: Don't you dare tell me about respect! You're yelling and slamming doors? What happened to my sweet little girl? D.J.: Don't you get it?! I'm not your little girl anymore! The King and I Jesse: This is my one shot at a record deal. Becky, I feel like I'm losing my little girl.ĭ.J.: You see? You don't even knock! You have no respect for my personal space. Now, is that too much to ask?! I DON'T THINK SO!! Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Girl Gone? Danny: What's happening to D.J. I mean we're happy, we're sad, we're all hot, we're cold, we're huge! And all we want are ridgey potato chips and a nice slice of juicy watermelon with a side of Swiss chocolate. I mean, okay, so maybe we're a little over-emotional, and maybe we do get a little demanding, but that's because our hormones are running wild. Michelle: I bet nobody in school has a Joey! Take My Sister, Please Michelle: Wow! A million bags of chips and no one's in the room? You have a very special family: you have a daddy, and an Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky, and a Joey. Michelle: Daddy, guess what, guess what, guess what? Danny: What, what, what? Michelle: Miss Wiltrout says a clean room is a happy room! Danny: Sounds like my kind of teacher!ĭanny: See, what makes a family is people who love each other and take care of one another. Teddy: Mommies wear makeup and pretty dresses. Michelle: My daddy keeps Wet Wipes in his wallet. Teddy: Mommies always have lots of candy in their purse. Mommies use fabric softener on your pajamas. Matchmaker Michelle Teddy: You should get one. Michelle: I'll help, too, but no diapers. Stephanie: And I'll take Friday and Saturday, until I start dating. He is a major babe!ĭ.J.: I'll babysit my new cousins anytime, except for Friday and Saturday nights. Lowry: Stephanie, would you like to introduce us to your guest? Stephanie: Uh, not really. 4 Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Girl Gone?ĭouble Trouble Rebecca: Jess, we're having twins! Oh, honey! Jesse: Twins? I just wanted to know if it was a boy or a girl.
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